futon wtf

On 2012/09/21, in rant, by a b

Apropos of nothing, why is all futon based furniture made of suck? The fact that these items are sold as furniture that human beings might enjoy is one of the greatest scams to every beguile mankind. Unless you are under 23 years of age *and* so high you can’t remember your own name *and* embroiled in an epic video game killing spree in your favorite online shooter, there’s no way possible you could tolerate it. They make you sit in a slouch that puts your own kneecaps in serious danger of blocking your view of whatever it is you’re sitting down to see – probably a marathon session of trying to finish season 5 of Weeds, which is after it jumped the shark, so I’m not sure why you’re even bothering.

Seriously.

 

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